Saturday, October 30, 2010

Do you need this?

In case you can't see it, reads:

"For immediate relief of: Halloween mayhem, fake Frankensteins, plastic spiders and fake blood. Directions for use: Snap off into single pieces and throw at suspects from the nearest window. Break into bigger pieces and throw if suspect returns with big brother or a large wooden object. If truly desperate hand over entire bar to these extortionists and retire."

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