Going Shopping This Weekend?

Sign reads: "Win a free ride in a police car all you have to do is steal something from this store! :-P Lucky winners will get their name put on the newspaper so all your friends and family can see. Won't your mother be proud! So don't steal - "   Even more amusing is that this sign was the only sign I saw in the store that was in good, properly-spelled English. (The store is owned-buy and caters to Hispanics. I think they may have specialized in dresses for Quinceaneras? They had some cool stuff in there.)

Drat. My week is at an end AGAIN. I'll miss you guys.